J.J. Abrams came onto the stage with a thunderous applause from the nearly packed room I snu- was invited into. He began by showing a montage of sites researching the trailer. This montage laster for over 17 minutes until it took a dramatic stop on one site in particular. "Now wait!" he said pointing at the site "A show of hands please" he asked politely "raise them high if you believe that this Rock Star is the monster"
Silence fell over the crowd. I slowly raised my hand to the sea of eyes looking at me. "So" he said "you think that this monster is Geddy Lee from the Progressive Rock band Rush?" I stood on my chair and with all of my might I yelled "yes!" He looked awkwardly over the crowd until finally he rose his left hand in the air, with that hand gesture a large explosion lead to the release of pounds upon pounds of confetti. The screen went black but was shortly replaced with the image of Rush's album Moving Pictures. With a thunderous twang the synthesizer part of Tom Sawyer started and on an elevated platform behind me was none other than Geddy Lee playing the song on the synth. "Yes" said J.J. amidst the loud 80's sounding synth "Geddy Lee IS the monster".
Geddy finished the song to another loud applause and proceeded to walk to the stage were a whole case of Slusho drinks were waiting. Geddy took three of them and downed them in under a minute with no sign of a brainfreeze. He then let out a very high pitched yell causing a man in the front row's glass eye to blow up. "Hello LA!!!!" he yelled defiantly to the crowd. Little did I know that a security guard was waiting behind me to escort me out for sneaking in.
Thats all the info I have for now. Now I need to return to my kids
Herbert out.
More at 11.
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11:01: The Geddy Lee is the Monster from Slusho resource page.
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