26.7.07

Fly By Night Owl Confirmed in Leaked Poster

Swooping down from the moon, the famous giant blue owl was proven to be the cause of the statue of liberties scratches. On a new leaked poster, you can plainly see scratch marks on the neck as well as debris flying in the air. The marks are consistent with the large bird on the cover of one of Rush's greatest album.


So how can the owl throw it and bend it at the same time? Well the owl can't. Our scientists think that the owl hit the statue on an upward swoop, decapitating it and knocking it to the Behemoth (voting still in progress). The Behemoth then did all the work to the head, carried it to the city and threw it.

More at 11.
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11:01: The Geddy Lee is the Monster from Slusho resource page.
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