24.7.07

Rapping Skeleton nearly ties Geddy

In a surprising twist on the vote for "America's Next Top Behemoth", Rapping Skeleton nearly ties Geddy Lee!



But who is this mysterious pseudo rapping skeleton? The only facts about him are as follows:

  • He has a mow hawk
  • He is in the ROLL THE BONES music video found HERE
  • He is very big (In the video you can see his actual size at 4:18)
  • He wants Jack to "relax" and "get busy with the facts"
  • He raps
  • He is going to kick some Gluteus Max
  • He can change his hair and physical appearance whenever he wants
  • He likes to gamble
  • he has some sweet ass shades


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A Scientist will attend Comic-con

You heard it here folks! Photo Analysis Scientist Herbert will be AT THE COMIC-CON FLOOR ROOM!

Just in time to see J.J. and possibly Geddy!

Hey will send us a review on his blackberry moments after the event!

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OFFENSIVE LETTER REMOVED

The scientist who wrote an angry note about night owl has been fired due to a negative response. Thus forcing me to remove said letter (who cares what the scientists opinions are? Har har har...Ahem).

My opinions of night owl are this: he is a fine video maker with good ideas BUT the overwhelming sound effects and sometimes face too close to the microphone make it sometimes hard to watch.

Sorry for any inconvenience

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Archiving

It has come to the point were our scientists needed to archive past posts. Be sure to go back there for all of your Geddy Needs.

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Geddythulhu?

Not exactly. Geddy in no way links to Cthulhu.

Maybe in this case By-Tor and The Snowdog link up to face Cthulhu in New York... Or it could be a melee...Or Cthulhu will not be the Slusho monster

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Email reminder

Remember our scientists do have an email address:

Email us with some more ideas regarding the truth that we all know at this link right here

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Conan O'Brien hates Geddy's homeland!

Our scientists here at GLITMFS have looked through the archives to EVERY New York television show and we have found this. A segment on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" shows him bashing other peoples homelands. One episode had this dramatic statement:

Canada
With massive overpopulation threatening the globe, Canadians maintain a population of less than 35 million. How do they do it? Zero sex appeal!
That might have pushed Geddy over the edge. But why wait so long? Well, Conan is supposed to take over " The Tonight Show" in 2009...But thats two years away. Possibly Geddy wanted to ruin his last year on the show. If you look carefully at Conans Curtain, you can see the building Geddy Lee threw the Statue Of Liberty's head from. Possibly Conan isn't that far away from the spot meaning Geddy was aiming for him.

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Leviathan, Behemoth and Ziz tie in found!

Our hard working and underpayed scientists have found a link between the three monsters, Leviathan, Behemoth and Ziz, and the monster from slusho we all know as Geddy Lee. Besides the fact that Geddy is Jewish and these are all from Jewish Mythology.

LEVIATHAN = SNAKES AND ARROWS.

On the recent S&A tour during the song "Farcry", a baby is shown on a dock battling snakes. Nobody seems to own the baby so one would assume that the baby came from the ocean. The baby also has the power of lightning. Which allows said baby to fly around. BUT I am not saying the baby is the leviathan. I am saying that the baby is the angel fighting the leviathans which happen to be the massive sized snakes the baby fights.


ZIZ = FLY BY NIGHT.

Zis is described as "is a giant bird in Jewish Mythology, said to be large enough to be able to block out the sun with its wingspan". Now on the cover of FLY BY NIGHT, you see what else but a GIANT BIRD LARGE ENOUGH TO BLOCK OUT THE MOON BEHIND IT.


BEHEMOTH= RAPPING SKELETON OR GEDDY HIMSELF .

The hardest one to analyze was of course Behemoth because two different entities fit in with him:

  1. The Pseudo rapping skeleton. In the song "Roll the Bones" and the video, a skeleton starts to rap. However in the video it shows a shot of the skeleton towering over the band, making him fit the metaphorical description of a behemoth.
  2. Geddy Lee. After the 18 slushos, Geddy becomes 100 meters tall. Same with his bass and his amp. ALSO making him fit the description.
So who would you think fits the description? A new poll on the site will answer just that!
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Geddy Lee Spotted in "High Def Poster"

Though the High Def poster, according to our GLITMFS scientists , is a fake. We decided to run it through our PICTOANALYZER a few times and we were shocked at what we found:

According to our scientists, the thing inside of the red box is an even bigger GEDDY LEE! We were amazed at this discovery and wish to analyze more posters in the future.

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