Which bass would he use.

Geddy has used plenty of basses in his 30 + years. We here at GLITMFS have started to analyze the different basses he could use and which ones would not only be better SOUNDING but better as a club or an axe.

Maple Jazz Bass

Well this is one of the current ones he uses. The body is made of Maple so in effect he would be wielding a maple tree with a sturdy neck. However after an evening of smashing buildings with it it would wear down and possibly loose its once powerful strength rendering it unusable and unplayable.

Rickenbacker 4001

Almost exactly like the Jazz Bass in all playing fields...

Wal

A little like the other two but with a stronger body. It would last longer and would play better but since it still is maple it will fade overtime

Steinberger

Made from stronger materials, heavier and looks more like an axe. Thats the Steinberger summed up for anyone reading and thats why this durable and long lasting bass is the highest on out list! So expect Geddy Lee in New York sporting his Steinberger synapse come 1-18-08.

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"Monstrous " title change..?

Apparently according to the GLITMFS Scientists, posts on IMDB suggest the movie is called Monstrous. In fact HERE is a whois link posted by a member of IMDB. It shows clearly that the site is registered by Paramount.

We here at GLITMFS agree that the title could have been better, thus the administration here at GLITMFS will not be changing the name of the site one iota.

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Could Ethan Haas also be Geddy Lee?

Truth be told Haas has nothing to do with Slusho.


However: Ethan has the same amount of letters Geddy has which is 5. Lee has a double vowel (e) as well as Haas (a).

In the song 2112, the force called The Elder Race comes and takes back the world in a war (The elder race [humans] left the earth in 2060 something). The same seems the same when it comes too Haas. The Oracle in the song predicts this too, much like Ethan Haas predicted the attack.

So is Haas the Oracle or is it Geddy? Maybe both. We will have to wait to see the Tabletop RPG

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Alex Lifeson is a force to be reckoned with...

Comparing Alex Lifeson and Geddy Lee is like putting a metal tube next to a frenchfry. Not much is known about Geddy's brawling history...The same cannot be said about Alex:

On New Year's Eve 2003, Lifeson, his son, and his daughter-in-law were arrested at the Ritz Carlton hotel in Naples, Florida. Lifeson, after intervening in an altercation between his son and police, was accused of assaulting a sheriff's deputy in what was described as a drunken brawl.

Jeez. It goes into SOME kind of detail but enough was said there. If this does end up being a By-Tor and the Snowdog type of battle, I sure as hell hope Geddy has his bass nearby to go El Kabong when needed.

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The "Geddy Points"

Everyone has seen the image of the two girls on the 1-18-08 site. You know the one with the mysterious image in between them. Nobody has noticed this but our GLITMFS science team...


The points are as follows:

1. The nose is the most evident sign that they are the same thing, they both turn the same way and are the same length away from point two.
2. the chin on both are somewhat rounded near the bottom. They also are similarly positioned.
3. The uncovered eye is looking in the same direction on both images.
4. The covered eye is one of the best examples because on both images they are both covered!

I think thats some more conclusive proof that these are linked together.

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By-Tor & The Snow Dog

I received an idea just a little bit ago regarding the possibility of there being two monsters.

Then this came to mind: The Rush song called "By-Tor & The Snowdog" this song is about an epic battle between Prince By-Tor (Geddy Lee) and The Snowdog (Alex Lifeson). The song however ends in a Snowdog victory.

But if 1-18-08 was a rematch between the two that would mean that Alex would have to have consumed plenty of slushos as well. But why would he? Alex could have been jealous after seeing Giant Geddy traipsing around New York.

The roaring is also proof that this may be the case. Though it could be Geddy taking the plug out of his amp however.

The roaring is similar to that on the Vinyl version of FLY BY NIGHT and it plays during what else but By-Tor and the Snowdog.

I think I speak for the whole GLITMFS team when I say "GO BY-TOR!!!"

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The size of Geddy in Slusho

This is how big Geddy is after the slushos he drank messed with him. Kinda' scary when you think of it.

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"The Myth"

About 0:38 into the trailer, there is a random silence and you hear these two words "The Myth". Many people don't get it but we here at GLITMFS know the true answer.

A remix of Wolfmothers "Woman" stops right before THE MYTH. That song was drowning out Geddy Lee singing his ever so popular song "Tom Sawyer"

And what you say about his company
Is what you say about society.
Catch the mist, catch the myth
Catch the mystery, catch the drift.

Before he can finish the line with "Catch the mystery" the power goes out and his microphone dies. Making him angry thus causing him to hum Lady Liberty's head across the city.

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Attack of the 50 foot bassist?

Not quite like the old b Sci-Fi movie "Attack of the 50 Foot woman" when a normal sized woman gets zapped by ALIENS!!!!!!! This makes her grow 50 feet tall and for some reason breaks shit.

Geddy however did not get zapped by a UFO nor did he grow 50 feet. He grew 328 feet tall and just wants to jam. But how did he get so big? Our staff here has taken the Slusho back story into account. Which says that you will become the little whale etc. etc. etc. But the largest whale (The Blue whale) is only 33 meters long! Less than half of how big Geddy has become. So how did he surpass this?

Quite simple! He drank 18 slushos in one day! See it says "Bet you can't drink just six!" on the site and of course slusho machines. So Geddy decided "Hell I bet I can't just drink 17!" so he got 18 slushos and drank them in a binge leading to the worst brain freeze known to man.

After an hour of being unconscious due to the slusho binge, Geddy began to grow to three times the size of the blue whale! And thats when 1-18-08 begins.

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Geddy Lee and the Explosion

I was walking around today and ten people asked me how Geddy could manage that kind of explosion in 1-18-08. "Well my friends" I told them "This is how":

It could have been two things here.

1. When he grew (more at 11) and his bass grew that means that his travel amp grew. And when this thing grew, it was more than the size of a cat. It grew X times its own size making it as big as a Bowing 777. Thus producing a sound which would cause an explosion equal to that of the one in 1-18-08
2. He tried to plug his amp into a subway car and or Yankee Stadium but it backfired and blew up, thus causing an all out explosion orgy much like Chips.

Of course it could have been something else besides his amp...

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Guitar Hero an applying factor?

Most people know that in Guitar Hero Two, Rush's most popular instrumental "YYZ" is featured. Geddy isn't the biggest fan of "Selling Out" much like most musicians. After about a month out on the market, Guitar Hero fans started to post comments on YYZ music videos with comments like "I BEAT IT ON EXPERT" and "YYZ! I LOVE GH2". This not only insulted true Rush fans but also Geddy himself!

But how did Geddy grow to be over 30 stories high?

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News

Thats right, we here at GLITMFS have created a new banner for the site.

Its like a slice of sex

We also have an e-mail were all you informants can send us some ideas and theories regarding Geddy being the monster!

Check it out at Geddyleeisslusho@gmail.com

We also have enabled the comments!

So keep posting, keep vigilant and keep watching the sky's.

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Photographic proof

We here at GLITMFS have analyzed the trailer for 1-18-08. At one point an explosion is seen and lo and behold we saw this startling image:


As you can clearly see. Geddy Lee from Rush just blew up a whole block and is holding the severed head of the Statue of Liberty. But why? Why would the humble Canadian do such a thing?

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Welcome truthseekers!

Welcome to the most correct slusho page on the net. If you are viewing this that means that you, much like I, know that the Slusho Monster is "Rush"'s bassist Geddy Lee.

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