Not quite like the old b Sci-Fi movie "Attack of the 50 Foot woman" when a normal sized woman gets zapped by ALIENS!!!!!!! This makes her grow 50 feet tall and for some reason breaks shit.
Geddy however did not get zapped by a UFO nor did he grow 50 feet. He grew 328 feet tall and just wants to jam. But how did he get so big? Our staff here has taken the Slusho back story into account. Which says that you will become the little whale etc. etc. etc. But the largest whale (The Blue whale) is only 33 meters long! Less than half of how big Geddy has become. So how did he surpass this?
Quite simple! He drank 18 slushos in one day! See it says "Bet you can't drink just six!" on the site and of course slusho machines. So Geddy decided "Hell I bet I can't just drink 17!" so he got 18 slushos and drank them in a binge leading to the worst brain freeze known to man.
After an hour of being unconscious due to the slusho binge, Geddy began to grow to three times the size of the blue whale! And thats when 1-18-08 begins.
More at 11.
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11:01: The Geddy Lee is the Monster from Slusho resource page.
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